Hmm, 12 years old, no steering wheel, brakes shot, air-conditioning via open windows, must be worth at least $2000 as trade-in.

Hey, This is worth $2800 as trade-in, right?

I'll like to trade it in for this car!

What! Only $500 trade-in. You are kidding me right?

Are you are saying, that besides power steering, it has power wheels. What's that? Like Hot Wheels, I've heard of that! Wow, and that feature only comes in white models. Hmm, sounds good to me.

Well, we finally came to a deal. Now I can drive my Buick Hot Wheels to the beach in air-conditioned splendor!